Texts From Last Night Contest

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Share your funniest 'Texts from Last Night'!

Update:

Congrats to Jake for the winning 'Text from Last Night' :

It's cold, dark and smells like mexican food. am i locked in your car's trunk?

Thanks to all of the funny PUMA fans who shared their late night texts.  Stay tuned for more opportunities to win PUMA gear.

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Every After Hours Athletes out there has sent that 3am text message that, come the morning, they wish they never had.  Be it funny, embarrassing, affectionate, non-sensical -  these after hours texts are always shared between friends and always provide the week’s entertainment.

So we want to hear your funniest ‘Texts From Last Night’, whether they’re about the one that got away, the first of one drink too many or that weird fella on the night bus home.

And, what’s more, if you share your funniest texts, you stand to win a prize that money literally can not buy – a giant bright blue PUMA suede!

All you have to do is leave a comment below with your funniest texts (keep the language friendly please, or we can’t publish them!) through November 7th.  We’ll share some of our favorites on Facebook over the next week. The funniest text will be announced on November 8th.

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chintan ramani

From 2
as
Nov 2 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
ok alright !
Nov 2 2010

tina darby

From las vegas, nv
My friend (4:21am): Hey, I farted. Have a good night.
Nov 2 2010

handy

From jakarta,indonesia
Huy fast asleep wake up tomorrow morning, if not sleep I kicked with these shoes
Nov 2 2010

nata

From JM
sup...... what you up to now....... you good....... you thinking about me now.......
Nov 2 2010

Mary Freddie

From San Diego
12:50AM: What part of I'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nov 2 2010

akhilesh

From new delhi
My friend (3.25 am)-oye tu jaag ja raha hai na..mein sone ja raha hun...meko jaga diyo 4 baje..warna kal paper mein mai kahi ka nahi rahunga..!! (and the reply never came...next day..pata chala he was also sleeping that tym )..baj gayi dono ki..!!
Nov 2 2010

akhilesh

From new delhi
My friend (3.25 am)-oye tu jaag ja raha hai na..mein sone ja raha hun...meko jaga diyo 4 baje..warna kal paper mein mai kahi ka nahi rahunga..!! (and the reply never came...next day..pata chala he was also sleeping that tym )..baj gayi dono ki..!!
Nov 2 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
3:12 AM : wake up men THE school bus is here !! :) !
Nov 2 2010

Jessica

From Massachusetts
1:36 AM - "I've had a horrible night..First the dog ate my underwear..Then I over hear a fight next door between the elderly couple 'Where's my videos?! What videos?! The one with the naked girls!!'..Then my three year old runs around with a diaper on his head..and worst of all..I ran outside with no pants on to get the mail..and I didn't notice" I love my friends <3
Nov 2 2010

Jyoti Handa

From New Delhi
I was discussing about CWG with my friend on chat and we realized that India has the sexiest figures (gold-silver-bronze).. India (38-27-36) ; as compared to AUS (74-54-48) England (37-59-45)
Nov 2 2010

Moe

From Kansas
(1:33 am) dude im locked in a porta potty at the lake, I need your help..pleez call back!
Nov 2 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
1:48 AM : wake up your mother is coming here ! :) he run without he's pants : lol :) !
Nov 2 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
3:11 : wake up man the house is burning :) he wake running without he's pants :) .!
Nov 3 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
we sent a message to our friend ( he was sleeping ) last night it was really fun : 3:17 AM : wake up man there is a eartquik here :) he woke up and run without he's pants :)
Nov 4 2010

Ambadas

From Bangalore, karnataka
Last night i lay up in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then i thought "WHERE THE F*** IS MY ROOF XD"
Nov 5 2010

driss ziouane

From khouribga, khouribga
1:32 AM : where are you man ? there is some thieves here in my house i need you man call me back !
Nov 5 2010

Ambadas VH

From Bangalore, karnataka
Last night my friend texted me," Why do you hangout with two Girlfriends at a time?" and i replied," Monopoly is always damaging... Competition improves SERVICE!"
Nov 5 2010

TANVI PAREKH

From RAJKOT
I m off to bed before I wake up with a keyboard imprint on my face. good night frnd
Nov 5 2010

Kalyan Panja

From India
GUY: Darling since your already pregnant if we mate now can you have twins? Darling: Alright I will go ask my mom.... 10 minutes later... Darling: Mom told me to google it.. GUY: Hold on I guess you can't get pregnant when your already pregnant...
Nov 5 2010

naveed

From mumbai
had my butt paining last night as i was on the internet the whole day doing nothing.
Nov 5 2010

Vlad

From Detroit
Do you have any explanation for me waking up with only dress shoes & socks on while being covered in drinking straws and credit card receipts? :O
Nov 5 2010

Ferdinand Angeles

From Philippines
Still up? Sorry for the late reply. Bad weather up here. The campsite is flooded and we are soaking wet! And yes I’m wearing your new Suede Classic.
Nov 5 2010

Jake

From South Carolina
It's cold, dark and smells like mexican food. am i locked in your car's trunk?
Nov 5 2010

Moe

From Kansas
(3:48am) "hi honey, SAVE ME! I'm still out with the girls, pleez call back as soon as u can...everyone is drunk and I am sooo bored! I'll just tell them that u r in trouble and need my help"
Nov 5 2010

crazymoe

From Kansas
(2:45pm) my uncle got back early from fly fishing today,while in his waders in waist-high water he had a sudden urge to poo..he sneezed and liquid poop shot upward out of the back of his pants,waders and into his hair!!! diarrhea sucks!!! lol
Nov 5 2010

Luigi Baranda

From raleigh, north carolina
hey carnal! your boyfriend just bite my tongue real sweet!!!i love her!
Nov 5 2010

Cristina L

From Philippines
I was trying to call you but your phone was turned off. It is only now that I figured out where I first saw that tall, voluptuous and long-haired blond you picked up in the party. HE USED TO BE OUR QUARTERBACK!
Nov 5 2010

BALARAVI PADINJAT

From DOHA-QATAR
hai,I am worked as ,store keeper & now n sales floor,4 'PUMA" products.. Now I am,getting more close to your quality products,day by day.Making valuable customers too,through "BE NICE"... The short distance,between 2 people is a ''SMILE''... Best wishes 4 your future,4 getting the :Most desirable sports life style in the world....with love;Balu menon padinjat
Nov 6 2010

sahil popli

From rohtak india
darling i miss u so much and i am n cumming .......aahhhhhh...!!@@##$$%^&*() my c**k tears.
Nov 6 2010

Mauro

From CL
do you wanna have a good time or a real good time? (lying in bed)
Nov 8 2010

Lilly

From Dude, right on there bortehr.
Dude, right on there bortehr.
Aug 16 2011

Eddie

From I wanted to spend a mtinue to thank you for this.
I wanted to spend a mtinue to thank you for this.
Oct 17 2011